Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 |
I don’t usually make fun of people’s names, but this is outrageous!
Years ago, there was wind of a Batman vs Superman epic and I was so excited to know who beats the crap out of the other. Well, now we know who daddy is.
Holy mackerels, Batman! His grandfather might be forgiven as Suparman is quite the common name, but… Batman? What’s next? Spiderman? Wonder Woman?
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Friday, March 21st, 2008 |
Taken from the comments section of a local blog, these quotes are just too golden.
- Samy Velu on pos laju: “BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI”
- Samy while ashamed: “Kemaluan saya besar”
- Samy on drugs campaign: “Jangan hisap dada”
- Samy on a speech: “Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini”, one pakcik asked, “Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?” and Samy glorious Replied,”Kalau takde sungai, Kita bina sungai!”
- Samy on national television: “Toll naik sikit, Manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”
- Samy on the water shortage crisis: “semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!”
- Samy on blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: “..marilah kita semua menderma dara..”
- Samy on opening ceremony: “Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas utuk membuka kain”
- Samy on his modesty: “Sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar”
- Samy on PLUS “PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy”
- Samy on Sparta: “Ini semua kerja orang gila punya la….sekarang banyak orang sudah gila… dia layak masuk hospital Tanjung Rambutan atau Tampoi la”
So long, Dato’ Seri! Thanks for the entertainment.
Note: No matter how many times I read it, the Uncyclopedia article of Malaysia really makes a lot of sense.
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